Ismo Leikola - Pendolino Лирицс транслатион то енглисх

Pendolino

Pendolino in Finland, and we aren't on schedule¹
The driver announces accustomedly:
'The problem is in the motor and the wheel is broken
And some weird snow came from the sky, too²
Well someone must've forgotten one small thing,
The shittiest trains are made in Italy!
Well, they do work now and again, except in the winter...
Who the fuck came up with ordering these?
 
Leaning a bit in the curve, many are feeling sick,
Two blue-suited men step in the car:
Moustache-Pete and Dandruff-Pat,
conductors both,
Both waving a big stamper
'We're checking your tickets'
Says Moustache-Pete,
Dandruff-Pat is excited, the hands get sweaty
If you didn't have the time to buy the ticket from the station,
The surcharge is six euros
 
In the restaurant car everything is expensive as hell,
Half a liter of water is two euros
Still there's alot of drunks who fall on top of you in the curves
And everything except beer is warmed up in the microwave
The toilets are far apart, half of which are out of order,
'Works like the train toilet' is a shitty saying³
Smells like shit and you don't want to leave stripes
And surprisingly uncomfortable to fap in.
 
On the PC-plug seat is a stressed atmosphere,
The businessmen are contemplating investments
With the power of caffeine, they give their all
So that the world would be a worse place tomorrow
The richest ones of all sit in the business class,
humorlessly browsing finance news
If nokia rose over 4 percents
They can afford a second cup of coffee
 
With the student card, la get the ticket for half the price,
But it's still cheaper to gp by car
I listened to the minister of transport, he says 'use public transportation'
Well, before you advise others, take your head out of your ass!
Finally there, over half an hour late,
The friend that came to pick me up is a bit annoyed
But everything starys working out and the day is saved,
When the bastard stepping out of the businedd class trips and falls
 


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